Punjabis Vs Marwaris(people frm rajasthan)

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A true marwaris
A true Punjabi Lad


7 Punjabi’s and 7 Marwaris are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So both groups gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority .

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
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7 punjabis take only 1 Ticket and 7 marwaris buy all 7 tickets..
Marwaris are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 punjabis get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes

Away....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
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Marwaris decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Marwaris take 1 Ticket punjabis don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL Marwaris IN ONE TOILET.ALL Punjabis IN THE OPPOSITE.

One punjabi gets out and knocks the door of Marwaris toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in punjabis. toilet... TC DRIVES out ALL the Marwaris from the toilet and they are heavily fined.

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA): !
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Marwaris planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time marwaris decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL marwaris take 1 tickets...Punjabis BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes.. All Punjabis showed their tickets ................... ....  

Marwaris are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't mess with Punjabi’s... @ times like these... They are truly PROFESSIONALS !!

 


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